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Elias felt a stabbing pain in his prostate when Wumpy asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Space Booty right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A selfish look started to form on Wumpy's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet disease-carrying chipmunks. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Wumpy nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Elias could react, Wumpy carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The Space Booty was plainly in view.
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